The Perfect Husband…!

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to
talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “Rs23,00,000″

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They’re asking Rs.11,50,000″

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a
pretty good price.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape…..
He smiles and asks:

 

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“Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?”